Things that I love: Long walks at the beach, reading a book, drinking wine, eating pizza, and fucking in the ass. Things that I hate: Spiders, working too hard, sweating too much, and my man cumming before me.

I am a woman with dark humour. The only thing darker than the jokes I love is my soul. I make fun of things that most people would find offensive and disgusting. I take amusement in watching the suffering of others. Send me a cup of tea if you also t...

Baring every inch of my body and letting my mates watch me as I pleasure myself is the ultimate fantasy. I'd love to give them a show that they're never going to forget. And maybe let them have a touch or two if they behave themselves.

Very fond of socializing. I go to parties and clubs to meet new people. Learn about their life and preferences to see if we have anything in common. I always choose personality over a person's physical appearance.

I'd like to say that I have a sexy imagination rather than a dirty mind. Daydreams of being tied up and gagged always plagues me. Keeps me up at night, with my hands around my aching knob and vibe in my arseholse.