I am your average lass who is caring, daring, exciting, hot, kind, neat, optimistic, yummy, and zealous. I am looking for a lad whose laughter can become so infectious that he can brighten up the room with just one happy laugh.

My mates often laugh at me because I prefer to have a romantic escapade with my man on the beach rather than having a steamy night full of moans in a motel. Honestly, I prefer to be cuddled than fucked hard.

The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...

The reason why I am here is simple. I’m horny and I can’t stop thinking of hard knobs. Well, it has been really long since the last time I had a knob in my mouth and I won’t deny that I’m missing it a lot.

I am nothing but a foolish girl who is still waiting for her knight in shining armour to come. I do admit that I am a bit too old to be thinking of stuff like this, but I still have hope in my heart that my prince charming is out there looking for me...