I have pretty high standards when it comes to blokes I flirt around with. Always have to make sure that I get the best in every aspect of my life. A dishy lad with a good sense of humour and high sexual appetite would fit the bill for me.

Anal is the only thing that I can offer you. I am not a big fan of blowjobs. It's not that I don't like playing with big cocks. The thought of putting someone's junk into my mouth grosses me out. I am looking for a lad who will be satisfied by my ass...

My sex pet peeves: too much talking, taking my clothes off by myself, the use of saliva as lube, the same position again and again. I could go on and on, but these are just some of the things that really irritate me while shagging.

The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...

What I like: - Walks in the park on a chilly morning. - Fuzzy blankets that I would wrap around myself at night. - Waterproof vibrating butt plug to accompany me during my shower sessions or when I am soaking in the tub. - A fit bloke to stretch ...