Do you know what I love about getting old? It's the fact that I'm not insecure in my own skin. You can have a good glimpse of my naked body while my naughty tongue is twirling around your nice-looking penis.

Just one funny babe who never fails to make any lad laugh like a drain whenever they hear my jokes. Aside from my great sense of humour, I also have great skills in turning soft and asleep knobs into hard and throbbing ones.

All I ever wanted ever since I was young is to have a man like my dad. My dad has been my role model. He is both strict and funny. He is the only one who stood by me when I came out of the closet. I know that he set the standards for men a bit too hi...

If unicorns aren't real, then does that mean that fantasy land isn't real either? If fantasy land does exist, do you have a way of proving it? If you do, you better message me right now as I'd like to have a feel of that special place.

Empathetic but I tend to have emotional outbursts when I am furious. Whenever I am annoyed or pissed off, I would end up shagging the first willing bloke I could find. If not, I would grab my biggest dildo and fuck myself on it. I find that sex is th...