Rough shagging when there are several people around us. If you ask me to do it in a pub, I'd be very happy. I'm not going to deny the fact that I'd love to be jackhammered hard and fast while drinks pour on us.

My favourite colour is yellow, reminds me of sunshine and I associate it with happy feelings. Sex during the late afternoons is the best time. Seeing my partner's skin bathed in yellow tones and observing how their body moves in response to my stroke...

The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

Ever since I was young, I have always known that I belong to the wrong body. I have always known that I should be a woman who has a pretty face, perky thrupney bits, a clean fanny, and a bouncy bum. Well, I will be that woman soon once I take the las...